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According To Jessica...
is a blog about things that I love, things that I find funny, things that inspire me and things that I want to shamelessly complain about but don't actually want any feedback or advice on.First and foremost, I love Jesus.
I've been married for almost 10 years and we have 3 messy, smelly, dirty boys. I love my kids. Love, love, love them. But 85% of the time, I want to be away from them. (And it's really 90% of the time, but I thought 85% sounded better.) I am a real Mom. I don't pack snacks and plan playdates. At the end of the day, if no one's bleeding and everyone has had at least 2 meals, I consider it a win. (Everybody's hands go up!!!) I depend on coffee the way most people depend of electricity. I classify cereal an acceptable dinner. I single-handly have kept the good people of the Sumner Fred Meyer across the street employed by the amount of money we spend on groceries. I have wasted hours neglecting my household and children working on this blog. I believe Jessica Simpson shoes are more important than routine oil changes. I am a bit of a clothes whore. Some people collect stamps, some collect antique dolls...I collect clothes. My husband wakes up in the morning and reads the newspaper. I wake up in the morning and read The Possessionista. I have the best intentions and very poor follow through. I have an outstanding track record of losing and/or breaking electronic devices. I often forget that I am Asian. And last but not least, if I had to choose between Happy Hour at Stanley & Seaforts and a Free People Maxi Dress...I would karate chop the person making me choose and take both.
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According To Jessica
I’ve Moved!
Tumblr Friends! I’ve moved over to Wordpress, but I still want to hear from you! I’m going to redirect this blog over to my new blog, so hopefully I’ll still be able to connect with some of you.
Talk to you all soon and HAPPY BLOGGING!
Is it really 3:00am?! Been working on the blog all day and while I’m very happy that it’s finished…I’m in shock it’s 3 o’clock in the morning and I’m supposed to be up in 4 hours. www.thejonesfamilyfive.comStop by and check it out!
Thankful that I get to raise this kid and call him my own. He makes parenting easy. I love you @koolkid10, hope you never get too old to love on your mom.
Thankful to have a husband who will go to the store for me at 2am to get me some cold meds and some Vitamin C. Makes having this cold a whole lot easier. @d_jones28 (at Sickville)
First day back to work after a looooong 2 days of being sick. My mama always said, “Dress how you want to feel.” So red pants and stripes it is. And really, it wasn’t my mom that said that. More like a cute quote I saw on Pinterest. But same thing.
Absolutely hate having sick boys, but don’t so much mind how cuddly and snuggly they get for their mama.
My Special Day is today! (Kind of like a 2nd birthday…I was adopted and my family still celebrates the day I flew over from Korea.) This is me with my favorite doll, Old Wanda. I had two dolls that my Grandma made me, and one was Old Wanda, while the other was New Wanda. Genius, I know. And this is Wanda in better times and not so better times. But I refuse to throw her out. Caught @d_jones28 trying sneak her into the Donation Pile once, and we didn’t speak for a week. Over the 32+ years I’ve had her, she’s seemed to have lost both her eyes, all of her clothes and most of her dignity. But I still love this girl! 💗💕💗💞💓💕
Jackson is super excited about Chicken Pot Pie tonight. Hope I don’t disappoint him. He’s a tough critic. 😳
Feeling a little Pocahontas looking today! 🍂🍃 🍁🌙”Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon…” And I can’t remember the rest of the song! @kenziejoy @tashajonesss, can you help a sister out?
